buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

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heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

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sleepthroughthealarm:

i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower

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