blckppl: i can’t fucking breathe if you like laughing watch this holy fuck
foodchewer: someone just followed me and this was the only thing on their blog
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
heronqueenblues: “Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
rneerkat: spamanos: rneerkat: what did the squirrel say to his waitress squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
sleepthroughthealarm: i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
claydols: damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
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thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
westbor0baptistchurch: inbox: does tumblr have cheat codes it’s called being physically attractive
thepigwholived: laughcentre: ah someone give me a job pls what kind of job do you want a hand or a blow
macaronivevo: yeah im a gamer girl(:
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER” could be either one