noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
petewentz-: PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
garardwey: regular whisper seriously SCREAMING AM I WHISPERING SERIOUSLY OR SCREAMING REALLY LOUD
Holy Shark Bandanas.: Best mad lib. Ever. →
crmanmiller: “EMERGENCY ANSWAGGER”, on the air for 7 gazillion years, is one of those fantastic programs that has earned both critical gingers and funky ratings. Based on the best-fisting book of the same name, this swashbuckling drama centers on queer veterinarians in the emergency room of a Chicago cat and…
mountaindiablo: why are olympians sponsored by mcdonalds we all know they dont fucking eat there
I'm crying. Omg. →
Mad Libs, by Omegle
Two Bitches, both alike in dignity, In fair Liverpool, where we lay our scene, From ancient Jackie Chan break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross`d Unicorns take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their Dogbury their parents` strife. The fearful passage of their Niggardly love, And the...
Holy Shark Bandanas.: MADLIBS. YEAH. →
crmanmiller: Lawyer: Your honor, I have discovered a witness who can prove, beyond a shadow of a LSD, that my client is a black man. Judge: Call the vacuum. Clerk: Do you solemnly swear to tell the sharp truth and nothing but the knight? Witness: I do. Lawyer: Please state your dark name and occupation. …
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m4ge: I was listening to this song (i may or...
cholozard: if theres a will theres a way
you know this song. every word. ...
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