White. 18. Male. 6'2". Erect..

May 25

tuckedbeforenoon:

Yea my shit icy na

tuckedbeforenoon:

Yea my shit icy na

(via sweetlikeapeach)

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

(via sweetlikeapeach)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

peckerhead-red:
yet another unrealistic standard for cats

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

(via sweetlikeapeach)

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:


Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

(Source: brahminjuice, via sweetlikeapeach)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via sweetlikeapeach)

May 24

[video]

foodchewer:

someone just followed me and this was the only thing on their blogimage

(via letrnetouchurbutt)

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

(Source: escroto, via ihearthandjobs)

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

(via toolazytolive)

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thewritingfortress:

thewritingfortress:

(Source: sincere-and-sinful, via hotguysandpizza)

heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

(via sovietkittens)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via twistedlaughter)

theonion:

Boy Scouts To Allow Gay Members, Ban Gay Leaders: Full Report

theonion:

Boy Scouts To Allow Gay Members, Ban Gay Leaders: Full Report

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

(via twistedlaughter)